I’m always trying to figure out why this is so prevalent...on Jezebel of all places. My guess is it’s because a large contingent of the commenters are young...? When you’re still really young, everyone above 40 or so seems OMG GROSS OLD. Still no excuse though.

Yes, I accept this with my arms outstretched.

1/2 your age + 7. He is fine.

I mean, Jenny Lewis is 39. Not old, but I wouldn’t call her super young either. It’s a big age gap (26 years), but she’s old enough that I wouldn’t be creeped out by it.

The only way I could love you more right now is if you were standing in my office with a glass of red wine in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other.

After watching the commercial first and then the complaint, I hate to agree but, yeah, that’s some anti-Catholic imagery there. Focusing on a church ruin while saying, “It’s a shadow of a country we hope we left behind,”.......yeah, that’s not subtle at all.

We’ve seen her parents. Even her bio dad is in okay shape despite like 40 years of drug and alcohol abuse. I believe it’s a crazy intense 20 minutes, but I’d believe it. Especially if she doesn’t count things like hiking and swimming as “working out.”

It’s all genes, so I believe it. That being said, exercising a lot has a ton of benefits health wise and isn’t just for looking good. SO WHATEVER KATE, WHATEVER.

Taylor Swift is hardly the first artist to write about their romantic life and their break-ups. Pink’s written about her breakup. Heck, Don’t Speak was about Stefani’s breakup with Tony Kanal. I don’t know why people act like Taylor Swift pioneered break-up music.

If I wake up in the doctor’s world, all will be well. :)

We all know who’s behind this latest attempt to smear Olivia’s name...

They left this out of the article I read yesterday about the side effects of binge watching tv. It was all “lack of sleep” this and “blah blah”that. But now there’s delusional insertion of yourself into tv fantasy worlds. And I’m so very in. Doctor Who Season 5, here I come.

I don’t really know that I have a type for men, but by god do I have a type when it comes to women. Goth or butch, and bigger than me. I don’t know why, but every woman I’ve dated has been one of those.

You should try being bisexual and watching that show

My type is transparent poeple. That’s why it looks like I’m alone all the time.

Tilda Swinton was the first person I thought of. That show would be SO WEIRD and I would watch it.

Enough with the reboots.

Now I’m wondering why I don’t have a photo of myself as a laser-eyed centaur just waiting at the ready in my Camera Roll.

She explained the reason, which turns out, is one of the two things I legit learned from that show. The reason was, if she stepped in wet paint, she’d feel it on her feet before she tracked it all over the rest of the house. I now paint in bare feet/socks for exactly the same reason.

My life motto on relationships - you broke up for a reason. So pushing to be friends right afterward is a bad decision, since you BROKE UP in the first place. That means they or you do not want the other person in their life any longer. When they say they still you want you in their life, RED FLAG. That means they…