Other people ask this about me as well, and the simple answer is that the dicks are the ones with the nerve to ask you out, and the arrogance to pursue you when you hesitate.

This 90s revival is offending my sensibilities. It does however give me flashes of Kat (Julia Stiles) in 10 Things I Hate About You so... I’ll let this one slide.

I know so hopefully there won’t be any more of that “I’m actually so fat by Hollywood Standards” bullshit during her upcoming press tour

I loved her on NewsRadio, as one of the seven people who ever watched it, and I’ve never been persuaded to change my opinion.

No one will read this bc it’s gray, but my 3-year-old daughter and I like to look at the stars before bedtime. I told her recently that we’re all literally starstuff - carbon-based lifeforms and all. As we were watching one bright one the other night, she turned to me and said, “I wonder when that one will come down…

I was going to make a dick/blow job joke but then I thought better of it...

Josh Groban you just continue to be charming and hilarious and I will buy it.

The fact that more people seem outraged by these girls defying the sanctity of the national pastime than are outraged by the latest mass shooting pretty much encapsulates how fucked up this country is at the moment.

Bottom row, far right. That’s me in most social situations.

Fellow 1995 prom-goer here. I asked my friend during halftime of a Bulls game if he wanted to go with me and he was like, sure. Then I awkwardly hung up the phone. I secretly loved him and my sister goaded the shit out of me to call him— complete with quoting Brandy lyrics from “I Wanna Be Down.” He and I dated for…

The fact that this is even a “thing” is strange to me. When I was a senior in HS, in 1995, my best friend Dave and I said “we should go to the prom together.” That was it. He's still my best friend.

The problem here is simple:

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

All I need/want to know about HLN is that it shows hours and hours of “Forensic Files” all weekend. The commercials inform me that Nancy Grace also has a show on the same channel, which I avoid at all costs.

read it as HSN and spent a very confusing three minutes trying to figure out what edward snowden might be selling there.

Less rom, more Chelsea Peretti, please. Actually, Chelsea Peretti spin-off. k tnx bai.

Basically what I need to know is that it wasn’t the tea itself that made her sick, right? It was all the other mystery stuff added in...? Don’t take my tea.

I drink white tea and green tea everyday, at least two cups, and have done so for years. It’s definitely safe and very good for you. The problem is that this girl bought it off the Chinese market and doesn’t know what else is mixed in there. Regular store bought tea is fine. Green tea is one of the healthiest things…

I drink iced green tea like it’s my job. I usually have a glass of it in my hand at all times. But it’s just regular leaf tea, like Tazo or Bigelow, so maybe I won’t die.