Even then. . . . I don’t get them. I’m a b-cup on my best days and all those things do is flatten me out.

A bandeau probably would have looked like a censor bar.

Yes, I think he was very saddened to realize his friend had done it, after all. That must have been quite heartbreaking for him. He’d have given an equally strong defense regardless, as an attorney, but it was personal too.

You’re being quite generous. I don’t think Tyga has gotten paid for anything in ages.

Robert was an interesting guy. Very smart. I always found his friendship with O.J. strange.

Heh.

I still think Robert was the best one and he was best friends with O.J.

Hey, prey on the weekend is called Tindering. And that’s ok.

“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

Oh, please, let it be Kash.

It seems that Rob has been distancing himself from the rest of the family for a while now. I like to think this newest development is him going full Scorched Earth on them.

Zuko going in for the Scientology “touch assist:”

He was resting in his trailer when Travolta walked in to give him a Scientology “touch assist.” Using his index finger, he touched Kleiser in various places as he said, over and over, “Feel my finger.”

My son and I were watching cartoons over breakfast the other day, and Bratz were being heavily advertised. One ad had them posing with selfie sticks, small dogs and, like, Kylie Jenner lip kits. The next had them accessorised for studying abroad in Russia, with impressively upholstered boots and “secret jewels” hidden…

“Cloe”? Really? No “h”?

I met him when he was 16 and I was 18. I am totally astonished that this dude is the same little twerp I met at the state debate championships.