I love her and I will not make fun of her tweets for a full year.

Motion seconded.

Brendan: “they said my statement wasn’t consistent”

I went on a cruise this past June. I was at the buffet getting some mashed potatoes. They were almost out and the potatoes were sticking to the serving spoon so I couldn’t get any on my plate. Without thinking, I used my finger to scoop the potatoes off the spoon and onto my plate. I then went on to the next area and…

jesus fucking christ. that poor girl.

Positive: The Police actually believe that it was assault and are investigating it as such.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

In the last five minutes she made ten thousand dollars.

I thought the B-plot to this episode is how Kim keeps wearing all her coats on top of her shoulders like some armless glamazon.

I remember working on the Pacific Princess under Captain Stubing. It was a pretty nice environment, the ship’s doctor was a perv, but I liked Isaac the bartender. The cruise director was kind of hyper, but it turns out she was pretty coked up. There was some brat running around too, but I pretty much ignored her. It…

Get rid of Kristen Bell and replace her with Kirsten Dunst. I want a Peggy and Hank buddy comedy.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

choosing this career path involves the cultivation of a chitinous exoskeleton, involuntary or not

At least Paul Rudd will never let us down.

Well, I don’t like either of them separately, so...I guess they’re fine together?

And your uncle Leonard.

Indeed.