You say that as you type on a machine invented by human to take you to a virtual reality that was invented by another human to talk to other humans....

I’m also not sure why this is manifesting itself nearly 10 years later like this. I get this is an accumulation of things, but they said the exact same thing when he got drunk and barged up on stage to steal Taylor Swift’s mic.

Something I read about people with narcissistic personality disorder: they can love other people, but really only if they see them as extensions of their own person. Donald likely sees his three oldest in this way, and probably Barron too. Tiffany grew up with her mom in California after she was about four, so he…

I don’t know about Elle Woods - she actually reminds me of someone else.

He got booted from his gravy train and he’s desperate to get back on.

So much stink eye from such a little dog 😂

YEP.

I don’t think Donald goes down there. That’s for grabbing only.

How is this even a question? Jason Momoa is married to Lisa Bonet, and I *still* would, married or not. Because Jason Momoa can GET IT*.

Amazing how you can describe the end of a 30-year marriage in 100 words or so...

Did you make friends with a couple of twin girls who always spoke at the same time?

That is so goddamn weird.

I had a friend move in with me ostensibly because she decided not to buy a house that she was leasing with an option. When she moved out of my house (some 2+ years later) I found a letter from a real estate company saying that she had voided her house sitting arrangement by failing to keep the house in a showable…

Appparently my dad once used my copy of the Last Unicorn and recorded late night premium cable porn over the end of the credits. Bet your dad isn’t that bad at hiding it. Also I’m not realizing I should just put all of my dad stories on this pissing contest.

37 year old father of two from Minnesota here. Jacob Wetterling’s abduction changed the lanscape of my childhood. It did that for a lot of kids. He wasn’t an urban myth. He was a kid riding his bike with his brother and a friend when he was taken. After Jacob Wetterling went missing, the world looked really different…

In the middle of a police standoff.

Worst record promotion ploy ever.

I think the term “sex addiction” is used a bit generously in say, a garden-variety Hollywood caught-banging-the-nanny scandal. But this fuckin’ guy seems to be literally unable to stop doing the exact same moronic thing, over and over again, and it has cost him a Congressional seat, a shot at mayor of NYC, and now…

Public shaming is a hell of a kink.