I probably didn't spell his name right.. Whatever

“The Kardashian and Jenner Clans Quit Public Life!”

YOU GUYS! Barely doing your work is making me really sad. There will be such a void in my life if you go away. I’ve been barely doing my work for weeks, though, and I don’t even have a good excuse. Maybe this is a sign. I should get back to work.

Angelina and Jen: We’re in love. And having a baby.

I prefer the birth of the side eye myself:

I’ve read about this movie and I’m torn between being curious and not wanting to see what I consider child abuse on camera.

My money is on Kris’s hairdresser

I’m not going to condemn the attorney for doing his job. But yeah. That line is a comic inversion of the truth: Most abuse starts with the first pregnancy, adoption or blending. In my opinion its because the man now sees the woman as beholden, not only to him, but to the mystical construct of “family.” Lolz. Men be…

Yes Jesus let it be so. The matte lip in various shades of Corpse need to be over. Hideous on 20-something’s and impossible for us 40-something’s.

“I know people think I’ve had a nose job.”

Bill Cosby almost pulled off the greatest con game in American history. His reputation as the wholesome father was truly made for television. His wife had to know of his indiscretions.

Susan Sarandon in 1978

Sophia Loren was so stunning.

I can’t stop staring at how different the colors are between their faces and hands. @_@

When Kris dropped the 72 days comment I mentally pumped my fist in the air. Seriously, they crap all over her but look at the crazy circuses they've put on!

This was an excellent episode and I was just waiting for this review! I think Kris has become so much more likable lately. When she called out the rest of her kids on their relationships, I was thrilled. Also, still think Caitlyn is an asshole.

I think “Send me the link” is the new “Show me the receipts”.

True that. It same concept of “You know I’m not racist but [racist comment]”

I mean, in case anyone hasn’t noticed: Kim Kardashian the person is actually very boring. Her public persona would have you believe otherwise, but she has no opinions about anything and probably goes to bed at 8:30.