You didn’t post a question. You posted a complaint.

It’s pretty clear that the World of Light adventure mode is the replacement for Subspace Emissary.

He hasn’t really been “caught,” because that implies a negative consequence, or at the very least a shred of acknowledgement and shame.

Pretty cool — an interesting way to revisit the game’s soundscape.

“Last year’s Sega Genesis Flashback HD had a shaky start, where the company ended up sending faulty review units to the press.”

Seems a very roundabout way to say that you’ll be taking home exactly zero dollars from the $900M Mega Millions Jackpot.

<uses 1-UP mushroom>

40% spread across the entire population is massive.

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

I’ve mostly cut meat from my diet these days, but when I do have bacon grease, it’s almost always used to sautee carrots and onions before I add the rest of the ingredients for some “almost vegetarian” split pea soup.

For every person that wants a non-portable Switch, there’s someone that wants a portable-only Switch.

You can do that now. Hell, as of the most recent update, you can play your own games on someone else’s Switch by logging in there.

He didn’t say you can’t charge while playing. He said you can’t charge while using the kickstand, which is completely true.

He’s specifically suggesting that they won’t do something like the “New” 3DS.

I think that’s about right — minor screen improvements and probably an increase in storage, neither of which is a game-changer. I have no problems with the existing screen. And I’ve never understood complaints about the Switch’s internal storage since it’s so easy and inexpensive to expand. 

It’s ridiculous that the “tiny text” problem keeps happening, and that developers clearly don’t think about this when designing a GUI.

No.