This is a silly analogy.

I’m a Mega Man veteran, and can romp through the original games in my sleep.

I’ve had bumper sensors for eight years, and not once have I had anything like that happen.

I think the Switch really hits the sweet spot, honestly. The lack of power just doesn’t bother me because it’s not like the other consoles are doing anything particularly revolutionary with it.

The concerns about Mario Party are just silly. It’s just not the kind of game designed to be played alone on a train. If you own a Switch, you have dozens of other better options for that purpose.

This is really the crux of it.

Sorry.

Luckily, he clearly isn’t.

Shit, this is gonna be bigger than Spider Man’s Puddlegate.

There’s nothing wrong with adding new words as the language changes, but the points per letter are in desperate need of rebalancing.

Ah, nothing like life advice from people who are completely detached from reality.

Less than $2 a month for cloud saves is already worth it for me.

All those Final Fantasy announcements were pretty exciting. But...

No more odd than still calling it Super Mario 64.

Or you could just bring an empty water bottle and fill it once you’re through security.

Another game. Another spate of articles about how we’re all playing them wrong. 

No joke, this actually is something that should be fixed.

This is like an app that helps you remind friends that are currently on fire to put out the fire and seek medical attention.

Just buy some freaking Eneloops. Two in the charger, two in the controller.

“This article was originally published on 8/09/2017. I’ve bumped it up with minor edits to reflect the current year.”