Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

I’ve mostly cut meat from my diet these days, but when I do have bacon grease, it’s almost always used to sautee carrots and onions before I add the rest of the ingredients for some “almost vegetarian” split pea soup.

For every person that wants a non-portable Switch, there’s someone that wants a portable-only Switch.

You can do that now. Hell, as of the most recent update, you can play your own games on someone else’s Switch by logging in there.

He didn’t say you can’t charge while playing. He said you can’t charge while using the kickstand, which is completely true.

He’s specifically suggesting that they won’t do something like the “New” 3DS.

I think that’s about right — minor screen improvements and probably an increase in storage, neither of which is a game-changer. I have no problems with the existing screen. And I’ve never understood complaints about the Switch’s internal storage since it’s so easy and inexpensive to expand. 

It’s ridiculous that the “tiny text” problem keeps happening, and that developers clearly don’t think about this when designing a GUI.

No.

This is a silly analogy.

I’m a Mega Man veteran, and can romp through the original games in my sleep.

I’ve had bumper sensors for eight years, and not once have I had anything like that happen.

I think the Switch really hits the sweet spot, honestly. The lack of power just doesn’t bother me because it’s not like the other consoles are doing anything particularly revolutionary with it.

The concerns about Mario Party are just silly. It’s just not the kind of game designed to be played alone on a train. If you own a Switch, you have dozens of other better options for that purpose.

This is really the crux of it.

Sorry.

Luckily, he clearly isn’t.

Shit, this is gonna be bigger than Spider Man’s Puddlegate.