There’s nothing wrong with adding new words as the language changes, but the points per letter are in desperate need of rebalancing.

Ah, nothing like life advice from people who are completely detached from reality.

Less than $2 a month for cloud saves is already worth it for me.

I love how we’re all walking around with internet-enabled supercomputers in our pockets — something that would have seemed unfathomable in the not-so-distant past — and we’re already so bored and spoiled by it that we have a cow about a tiny notch taken out of the screen.

All those Final Fantasy announcements were pretty exciting. But...

No more odd than still calling it Super Mario 64.

Or you could just bring an empty water bottle and fill it once you’re through security.

Who the hell is buying these things?

Another game. Another spate of articles about how we’re all playing them wrong. 

No joke, this actually is something that should be fixed.

This is like an app that helps you remind friends that are currently on fire to put out the fire and seek medical attention.

Just buy some freaking Eneloops. Two in the charger, two in the controller.

“This article was originally published on 8/09/2017. I’ve bumped it up with minor edits to reflect the current year.”

“Ignoring problems is a privilege of the majority.”

“I’m saying we should ignore them.” 

Thank god we finally solved the problem of bananas not coming in unnecessarily wasteful plastic packaging.

Like a lot of illicit behaviors, I imagine it actually starts rather innocuously. A time crunch or something, and another reviewer summed up a point you wanted to make, and it’s easy to just kind of... “borrow” it. You trick yourself into thinking it’s not even plagiarism. You had such a similar thought!

At this point, I think it’s safe to say that Nintendo gets more shit for adding things to SSB than for leaving things out.

Yup. Right before spending three years bitching that they didn’t also add Frieza.

Except it’s pretty much exactly what you said.