Sega loves doing this. Dropping breadcrumbs and getting the fans in a lather, just to turn around and announce a mobile puzzle game or some shit.

Nintendo: Here’s a powerful home console you can carry around with you, and a bevy of amazing games to play on it.

It’s very enforceable when Sony can easily prevent unauthorized software from running on their own consoles.

It’s not the ESRB making the rule. It’s Sony.

“I can’t make it so that when you open a loot box, an artist gets an alarm in the middle of the night to come into work and model a new skin for you.”

Just rewatch the primary debates from last year. You’ll see all the citation you need.

Or just clip them in the shower, and don’t worry about the mess at all.

That’s pretty vintage South Park, really.

I’ve never understood why some people hate remasters so much.

I’m definitely in the both modes camp, and split pretty evenly if I had to guess.

I’m enjoying the game, but I can’t lie. This motion control shit is really souring the experience.

It’s definitely tone-deaf, but I wonder if they may have used restrained language for legal reasons. If his contract specifies “unprofessional and immature behavior” as grounds for termination, then it might have been dangerous to say anything else.

I suspect the contract only stipulates “unprofessional and immature behavior” as a valid reason to break contract, so they chose those words to head off any legal challenge.

Absolutely. I felt like I must have seen every inch of the game world. Hero’s Path proved me ridiculousy wrong.

Drives me insane. And why does this phenomenon only affect gaming?

And then sue the tombstone company for not having an effective anti-pooping mechanism to stop you from doing it.

It’s still not the fault of “bad tires” if the driver is choosing to drive at a preposterous speed to begin with.

Oh, eat shit.

Dude, get with the times.

Yeah, that blew my mind. Instant buzzsaw. I wonder how (or if?) it calculates durability for those attacks...