Just once, I’d like to see a movie with a plot about a woman seeking justice for the assault of someone she loves. Don’t even show the rape; have her experiencing a normal, happy day, and then get called down to the hospital because the victim had put her down as their emergency contact, and have her, and the…

Oh sure. It’s got to be the rich white man.

Oh fuck what have I done.

Well, I didn’t have enough money to go to one of your big, coastal-elite Ivy League fast food chain schools, Mr. I-Could-Afford-To-Go-To-McDonalds-University-With-Their-World-Class-Fry-Lab, but I still got a darn good education.

Hey, I have my Doctorate of Fryology from Taco Bell University, I’ll have you know.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Why do Hot Dogs come in 10 packs while Buns come in 8?

Can I just say, 2 days later, with the caveat that I’m a white guy, this comment:

How hard is it to spell Sherlock?

I helped a friend install one of these. It was pretty tricky and took a long time.

I helped a friend install one of these. It was pretty tricky and took a long time.

I always get them mixed up, which one was married to Lamar Odom?

Karazhan was the best raid WoW ever put out. That is all.

So rigged.

Wait... Hawaii is really Kenya? Why is the media silent about this? #rigged

No going about it. They are already using the rigged line so they can justify saying Hillary isn’t a real President. Just like how President Obama isn’t a real President because Hawaii is really Kenya.

Don’t you mean “Buck Fuckwalter showed up”?

Mayonegg.

Yeah. It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.

Her?