Go check out Patriot on Prime. Truly a great and underrated show.

Thanks for the laugh!!

Thanks for the laugh!!

I still wake up sometimes wondering why there wasn’t a spinoff called “Chase, M.D.” Where Chase would travel the country solving medical mysteries, maybe even occasionally calling House to ask a question and be berated.  

What?  Show me where it says etiquette includes being polite and considerate of others?!?  Oh... Wait...

This. This is the correct way to run a department. 

No sugar, just a splash of 2% milk. Just a splash significantly cuts the acid. 

Peet’s Major Dickasons is all I stock in my house in bulk. It is a perfect daily driver. 

All of  the excellent arguments and counter-points aside...  Booooooo, I say.  BOOOOOOO.

Egg?

Sweet baby Jesus!!!  I got 11 out of 15.  Although I think at least 1 question was rigged.

“the black Ocean’s Eleven”

Can PAM be used?  Asking for a friend, as I would never do anything so stupid. Unless it isn't stupid. In that case, and only in that case, the friend in question is me. 

Is it odd that my biggest issue with this plan is that parts of Southern California would be north of California?

This. I hate body washes with a passion reserved only for groundhogs that might have rabies and liverwurst. I never feel like it all comes off, and actually feel a little slimy after use. Bar soap till death!!

I just love the fact that he kept showing the sign in his futile attempt to rip it. It got so much more attention than it would have if he had just ignored it.

I may read too quickly, but my first takeaway here was that you would be eating squirrel for breakfast.

That’s crazy. You’re crazy. It will be the Kool Kentucky Klan.

Honestly, I might as well go do some work, cause I’m not reading anything funnier than this today.

Agreed. You can be intelligent, take a story or issue seriously, and still make a joke/pop culture reference.

Can Jeremy Renner play him in the movie?