Wait... Hawaii is really Kenya? Why is the media silent about this? #rigged

Don’t you mean “Buck Fuckwalter showed up”?

Holy shit, I thought I was the only person who thought this. I think the secret ingredient is “too much salt.”

Wait...premarital sex causes car accidents? I’m so boned...

Found the Texan?

Sorry, but now I’m just hungry. Zomquito sounds delicious.

Lol, although you are correct and they are different animals, I maintain that being an adult and swallowing your anger applies to all professions.

*reads comments... Scrolls back up to article... Rereads article about baseball...*

Respectfully, I disagree. A grown up expresses frustration by rolling his eyes, or sighing. Once you let your anger take over, you are acting like a child.

Nah, they aren’t flying for free, unless they are 2 and under, 3 and up they are paying a full fare. (source: I’m a parent who flies all the time). so your issue should be with the airlines that allow infants to sit on laps.

I will argue that this is a good and necessary rule, unless there is already a rule determining how long said laces can be.

Yeah, that’s true. We use it to answer a simple question without having to actually ask it. Good point.

Nah, these aren’t ridiculous. My wife and I can track each other, which saves the need to call each other. I can see where she is with the kids without having to stop her from doing whatever she is doing (like driving...with my children, or ice skating, holding their hands...). its just easier for me to see, ok, she…

In completely unrelated and inexplicable news, the Mets just hired Moises Alou as a personal coach for Matt Harvey.

Sorry, but, as a lawyer in New York City, this is just false. I have a ton of cases against the MTA, and if they are negligent, and caused an injury, they will be held liable...

This should have more stars!!!

“Early was taken to Elmhurst Hospital, and was listed as being in stable condition.”

“Mounting a TV is a bitch.”