Brian Williams said he was there when Michael wrote the piece

NARRATOR: He did not.

I notice nobody is admitting the truth here - Trump is right.

Meth.

Toothpicks?

Exactly why your mom should not have brought you to work.

I got kicked out of a strip club for the same behavior when I was that kid’s age. 

Alex Jones and Andy Dick? That sounds amazing.

I really can’t stand that he and Andy Dick were both part of a top 5 all time sitcom in Newsradio.

Do they make a left handed version of this?

Do they make a left handed version of this?

Your climate sounds like my last mix tape.

By god, that’s Fred Wilpon’s music!

God how I wish House MD was still on. It was a great series. 

Etiquette school. ETIQUETTE SCHOOL.

Seconded (thirded?).  Peets Major Dickasons is my blend as well.  Even the decaf is good, and it’s strong enough to stand up to being iced.

My office has coffee machines in every kitchen, with a touch screen. Whole beans live in a container in the top, and you make your selection (not just coffee but cappuccinos, double shots, espresso, mochachinos, etc). And each machine let’s you pick between two different coffee beans. On the ‘upper’ floors your…

I like that brand. The coffee club at work had it about 2 weeks ago. They're  not ordering anymore 😣too expensive. I might have to get my own 

o man i tried that thing i can’t handle the acidity of it.

And if you’re going to roast and grind, you gotta’ upgrade the coffee maker . . . or go completely manual and get a hot water pot and pour-over set up. It’s a slippery slope.

Yes.