Kevlar doesn’t melt at 82 degrees!!!

*Googles Zork*

Man, when Pearce finds out about this, he’s gonna be

LET KOBI EAT

I want to believe this is a reply to how to remove tupperware stains, like the comment above it.

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

Whatever. Girl, you know it’s true.

I’ll punch you in the low-hanging fruit

She probably went to a divorce lawyer well before the filing and the lawyer filed the papers on that date without knowing. It’s not like rich people just go and file for divorce personally.

To be fair, Buttermilk Channel does make some lousy fried chicken.

Thanks, let's do this again in 6 months.

Rangers fan here. I’ve been wanting to get this off my chest, so thank you for the opportunity. This Rangers team just wasn’t built for the playoffs. I mean, on paper it made sense, but I was never a big fan of the Boyle signing, and... dare I say it? Lundqvist is starting to look old.

Self-defense? Are you kidding me? Everyone knows an offensive Odor when they come across it.

Toronto sports fans are upset because they know there is no reason to discuss what happens in the playoffs in May.

There’s usually sliced white onion served on the side like this.

Let me illustrate how dangerous this fucker is. Besides its ability to mutate very fast, if someone is bitten in rio and they go back to their home country and bitten again by a mosquito, that mosquito becomes a Zika bearing carrier that can pass it on to its offspring as well as other bit humans...who then may get…

Shh. I think he’s a lawyer or something!

I see your point here. A baseball game is totally on par with a court of law.

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“The wrong way.” - Goose Gossage