Can I just say, 2 days later, with the caveat that I’m a white guy, this comment:

Wait... so you’re saying we need more pirates? So the government is responsible for climate change, as they are (at least partially) responsible for the decline of pirates?

Wait... Hawaii is really Kenya? Why is the media silent about this? #rigged

Don’t you mean “Buck Fuckwalter showed up”?

Holy shit, I thought I was the only person who thought this. I think the secret ingredient is “too much salt.”

I’d like to place into contention, for your consideration, the tunnel from Brooklyn to Staten Island, which was begun and abandoned. That would have had a major impact.

Lukewarm bath. too cold (or too hot) will make your temp spike. (According to my kid’s pediatrician)

Wait...premarital sex causes car accidents? I’m so boned...

Try both, what a rush!!!

I feel like Sony in the early 80's would have paid a ton for a tiny touch screen monitor with a camera that pays music. Or Kodak.

I showed up to Newark for a domestic flight 2 hours early and was told the wait was 3 hours, but they could book me and my wife and 2 toddlers on the next flight.

Found the Texan?

Sorry, but this bears repeating. “Idris Elba James Bond would be amazing."

Sorry, but now I’m just hungry. Zomquito sounds delicious.

Lol, although you are correct and they are different animals, I maintain that being an adult and swallowing your anger applies to all professions.

*reads comments... Scrolls back up to article... Rereads article about baseball...*

Respectfully, I disagree. A grown up expresses frustration by rolling his eyes, or sighing. Once you let your anger take over, you are acting like a child.

Nah, they aren’t flying for free, unless they are 2 and under, 3 and up they are paying a full fare. (source: I’m a parent who flies all the time). so your issue should be with the airlines that allow infants to sit on laps.

#notallcoffeedrinkers

I will argue that this is a good and necessary rule, unless there is already a rule determining how long said laces can be.