Yeah, that’s true. We use it to answer a simple question without having to actually ask it. Good point.

Nah, these aren’t ridiculous. My wife and I can track each other, which saves the need to call each other. I can see where she is with the kids without having to stop her from doing whatever she is doing (like driving...with my children, or ice skating, holding their hands...). its just easier for me to see, ok, she…

In completely unrelated and inexplicable news, the Mets just hired Moises Alou as a personal coach for Matt Harvey.

Sorry, but, as a lawyer in New York City, this is just false. I have a ton of cases against the MTA, and if they are negligent, and caused an injury, they will be held liable...

This should have more stars!!!

“Early was taken to Elmhurst Hospital, and was listed as being in stable condition.”

“Mounting a TV is a bitch.”