Yeah, only idiots pay for things with money they actually have. That’s why this country has non-existent credit card debt. /s

Wait, which one of them is the tire? The arrow isn't clear

Why does he defend like that?  There was another video of him playing basketball like Quasimodo on Red Bull.  Is he doing it for laughs or genuinely trying to play basketball?  

He’s so obviously (and sadly) picking a bunch of shit to pretend to be good at that Donnie could not possibly fucking care less about. Dada Trump wouldnt climb a fuckin’ mountain if there was a bucket of Ivankas pussy waiting for him at the top.

Don’t worry, this tweet from the US Maines is still up.

The source reportedly went to great lengths to disparage a member of the team. Willy come forward and use this as a tool for learning?

...was long on criticism, firm in his belief 

The Houston Oilers haven’t made any waves recently.

Don’t even have to read this article and I bet my new born child 99% of this is [shit]

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Much better to lose today, as we are spared two weeks of Bill Simmons and Tahmee from Quinzee crowing NO ONE BELIEVED IN US, THE TEAM WITH FIVE RINGS AND THE BEST COACH AND QB EVAAAAH!

You may not have said the words “voting is a magical solution”, but that is pretty much the sum total of everything you have been saying.

Let me put it this way, your neighborhood park is full of broken concrete and equipment that hasn’t been changed since the 1970s. Here are your options:

What about his point about how nothing changes in his neighborhood unless he gets involved at the community level so THAT is how he prefers to be politically active? What on earth is wrong with that? There are too many people out there who think the casting their ballot makes them more important or involved…

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency. 

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

Yeah, but you need college football to get molested.

To adopt the morality of the NFL you have be totally certain and totally confused at the same time.