Yes, now he’s a martyr! Therefore Christian God is da best, and we must convert the heathens!

It’s hard not to make fun of this guy’s “missionary” efforts too. Did you read what he was doing?

In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

Overall I hate holidays. But the one holiday that is tolerable in my mind is Thanksgiving since I like my extended family (well, at least the ones that show up for Thanksgiving) and the wall to wall NFL helps, so I’d put it #1.

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The irony here is that in the supposedly anti-parity MLB, nearly half (14) the teams in the sport have made it to the World Series just in the past decade (including low-payroll teams from Tampa Bay, Cleveland, Kansas City, and elsewhere) and 23 of 30 teams have made the playoffs in the past 5 years, despite there…

No one has employed the Triple Narwhal gambit since Alexander Alekhine’s legendary self-inflicted goring in a match against José Raúl Capablanca at the 1907 Reykjavik Open.

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“I regret the fact I tried to be a father figure.”

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

This is the most “white people shit” ever. A couple generations ago, a single drop of Native blood would get you thrown out of the family. Now she wants to “claim” it so she can wear it like a scarf.

Four days after it aired, and five days after he apologized for it, and more than a week after it was filmed, Jay Glazer reported Thursday night that the New York Giants have fined Odell Beckham Jr. for remarks he made during a surreal interview that aired during Sunday NFL Countdown last weekend.

OK, this actually isn’t quite *as* bad as I thought— they are actually SHARING that microphone! He grabbed it because he was impatient to make his rebuttal. And also because I’ll bet he’s one of those guys who simply doesn’t believe in asking for things, or even just a gesture to indicate he’d like a turn. Not even a…

It was disappointing to be on the receiving end of such disrespectful behavior from my current representative, but ultimately I’m focused on my campaign

It is Maryland, so maybe just two of those. 

In the same vein.

I bought a fairly nice apartment building a decade ago. Rented to professionals mostly. Immediately on I decided to be the “good” landlord. Month to month is fine. Pets? Sure. After being fucked over in every way imaginable, now I’m all about a lease, 1st, last, security. No pets. Fuck you, pay me.

Time to put Elway down. Dude has become a menace. 

You obviously don’t have contacts, I suck on mine all the time.

He’s with this guy: