If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

Jimmy Butler wants to be traded to a team that can afford a free agent like KAT. Jimmy Butler plays with KAT. Jimmy Butler is an idiot.

I have read two articles about this now, and one thing keeps troubling me: it’s no longer the “white man’s burden” but the “rich man’s burden.”

“Sean, you know what tomorrow is, right?”

“The only thing you should drop behind you as you’re about to cross a line is a 25-year-old student-athlete coordinator.”

While this was disturbing, it is refreshing to see a young evangelical lead with his head for a change.

If there’s hope for this guy, there’s hope for all of us.

If I wanted to watch a big hunking turd barely float its way into a bowl, I’d rewatch the last season of Peyton Manning’s career.

Yeah but he’s not known for his pace it’s his ball skills that got him the gig 

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

the depth of his faith

What can be heard on the highlights video doesn’t reflect the values or beliefs of the young man that I’ve come to know.

Pathetic. Gamer boy culture is destroying traditional American values for these young men; values such as hard work, hand to hand combat, and pain management. My toddler is 4 and he’s already starting at middle linebacker. These e bros will be working for him some day. Where are the parents in all of this? 

Lookit all them pissed-off white people denied their Battle Royal.

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think any headline has given me the emotional rollercoaster like finding out there’s a player amazingly named Quintez Cephus, only to immediately learn he’s accused of sexual assault. Real gut punch there, guys. Like when my parents told me they were getting divorced while we were on…

I usually make sure I’m in a quiet place and then get to the point with a simple preamble: “I have some bad news, and you’re probably not going to like it.”

I always go with the not-so-bad-by-comparison method. Wherein you make up way more horrible news and then go, “not really!” and then follow up with the actual bad news.

I’ll bet at least I can out-drink her, which is the entire point of bowling anyways.

Y’all want Mike to get fired up you have to ask him about Kwame Brown.