If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

I assumed a UFC fighter would beat a street punk into an unrecognizable blob.

I might have missed something but is it not weird that a roster UFC fighter and a jiu-jitsu coach didn’t fare a little better with a couple of randos in a street fight? I thought this was going to be more like “I cut my hand open on the jagged shards of what was once his orbital bone”

“Son, do you remember your name?”

We had this book when I was little but it was written in what I thought was French and I could not read it. No one in my family spoke or read French so I never knew what it was, it just sat on a shelf in my room. My sister took French in high school and so one day I asked her about the French elephant book. She did…

I desperately wanted you to be right, because standing with my arms at my side is what I do anyway (and will continue to do), but it looks like you are supposed to put your hand over your heart:

It’s just like my dad always says: [three minute voicemail of car noises and talk radio muffled by his pocket]

While Dianne Feinstein may be a reliable source, it’s probably better to verify with KatyPerrysBootyHole just to be sure before tweeting it out.

Kashmir - this is a great article.

Don’t blink! That’s when the commies sneak in.

I’m wondering if the woman in the article (Laurie Vandenberg) is the same Laurie Vandenberg from Alaska who pursued a lengthy lawsuit against the State of Alaska for reemployment benefits after she hurt her arm when she reached for her laptop computer and “paperwork bag” while working for the State Department of…

If you’re flying over Alaska, you’re probably going to Russia.

I get what ursine. 

Meh, he asked him about an 80 yard TD play a defensive interception, and an offensive interception. Still a good memory but I imagine he watched those plays over and over and over again. I’d like to see him ask about a play from a game where they were blowing another team out and ran a 2 yard dive play. And now I…

Bryant Gumbel: You got the ball, third-and-12 at your own 26, 4:24 left in the second quarter. Do you remember what happened?

That’s right, Dana. He had sex with your can of Axe Body Spray. 

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

Not to be “That Guy” but I dont want my elected government officials making jokes about arming toddlers with RPGs.

If he was in on the joke he wouldn’t have needed to put out this whiny statement.