Have you ever seen an interview with Lionel Messi?  He’s like a Quaalude with sleeve-tats.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

I’m betting the subterfuge went about as deep as “Hey Sarah. Wanna be on TV?”

Why do you hate the military and America?

John Strong was eating at Jake’s Famous Crawfish, a Portland, Oregon institution since 1892

he’s police

“Prepare to meet Thon Maker!”

I used to tip my Starbucks barista because they knew my name and treated me like a regular. Then I started going to a different Starbucks because reasons; the barista started trying to remember my name after a few visits and then I realized that it’s probably part of the job, so nothing special was happening and…

It is fascinating because this Heimlich maneuver makes me want to choke.

Eventually the game will evolve into a three-hour telecast of a thousand people eating a Papa John’s buffet (standing) while the Star-Spangled Banner plays on repeat.

You really tied the room together, nice work.

Heck, it started poorly before it got to the Russian Access Hollywood type guy.

Rob Stone didn’t exactly cover himself with glory saying “...of Russia’s most polarizing figure.”

Now. I recognize that *within* Russia, Uncle Joe still has a fan base (e.g., those who want Russia to return to its “glorious” past) along…

Yeah but he dislocated his shoulder pointing at which kid he wanted the nanny to feed.

I don’t think he’s skipping leg day; I think he’s just climbing into the machines upside down.

“So, what are you into?”

It sure is a shame how our nations soldiers get treated once they get back from the battlefield.

“Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man...”

he approached that barrier with the footwork of someone wiping their feet off before they go into their boss’s house.

That exchange could be a phone call Fuentes made to Tanya Hubbard, where he told her “you’re fucken HOT”

Sorry - did he specify the misspelling in the phone call?