How does a dude named Xavier Sneed wind up playing anything but lacrosse?

Clever. I would say that too, push for a lot of guaranteed money, and then totally kneel during the anthem. Take THAT you bastards!

Stop! 30 years old today. one of the greatest songs ever

Buffalo’s a hell of a drug, man.

He gave his reasons. We should septum and move on.

Similarly, my dad told me, “You’re a constant reminder of why going bareback with a prostitute is a really bad idea.”

Fittipaldi Slattery has a nice ring to it. Solid work.

You can’t solve your solutions and win your wins until you stop defeating your defeats.

“You call that a long shot? From that distance I wouldn’t even need a rifle to hit a small child, hiding behind another child.” -Dana Loesch

Or, he could just be from Australia, former prison colony and place where prime ministers shotgun beers and curse.

I’m surprised he couldn’t get a better deal from Coach Bell at Western. His dad made out pretty well.

On top of that, what I always come back to is why? Who is benefiting from the “round Earth” conspiracy? What is the point of this supposed lie about the shape of the Earth?  

Money laundering, wire fraud, tax evasion, things like that. The entire system is a conspiracy to commit tax evasion, but the ringleader of the racket is the NCAA which prevents players from claiming their income legally.

You know, this is a solid comment, but you’re really not saying anything special. You’ve got a good closing line, but not a great one, nothing we haven’t seen here before. It’s just these early comments are set up to make it so much easier to get in some snark at the expense of the writer.

Kevin Kelley!

Wow, I thought that was Andy Reid after getting Lap-Band surgery.

“I’d figured it was going to miss once it left his hand, and then when it missed, I was certain of it.”

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.