A friend bought whatever that flavored seltzer water was that she endorsed, unaware of the political issues circling around it. When I informed him and teased him about it we ended up naming it “Conflict Bubbles”

People! Jesus... Children used to die so often and so young in frontier America that parents wouldn’t even name them until they got past a certain point in age. That’s how important vaccines are. Also, Jessica Biel, you’re a shitty actress and that’s OK. But this?

I’m unfortunately stuck with myself. This isn’t going away.

Shiiiiiiiiit! I say this all the time to my surgeon boss (I’m a nanny) 

I’ve dealt with Biel and Timberlake personally, along with their teams, in Memphis. She’s shiny and pretty and athletic. Dumb as shit. Timberlake is far more savvy. 

I had so many teachers that overlooked and never asked me why I was gone for literally weeks at a time. multiple times, skipping school in 10th and 11th. I was also being bullied by a gang of girls that thought I was after someone’s boyfriend. I was a depressed kid staying home and sleeping. When I was finally figured…

I don’t even know what I walked into when my parents had the show on, but soldiers were shooting pets. I assume because it was radiation. I was already on the verge of a major panic attack and so close to the surface. I burst into surprised tears and left the room. I very much want to watch this show but I think right…

Oh boy, proposals. The lowest point of my life is when I worked at a Red Robin between jobs in my late twenties. I was trained by a Dwight Schrute who was about 19 who chastised me for approaching a table and asking what they would like to drink instead of asking where they would first like to start on our menu. One…

Where do we go from “I believe her”?

Let me tell you, as an fulltime professional nanny for a single mom surgeon, burnout is real as fuck. I worked myself into the ground and ended up suffering from ataxia. I stopped walking and was forced into PT. I’m now 12k in the hole from an ER visit, hospital stay, and my boss decided not to pay me during sick…

God yeah, that threw me too. I thought she was 38ish. Not what needs to be focused on, but wowsa.

I don’t get why so many people are yucked out by this practice. It used to be super common. Also, I would treasure the hell out of this type of talisman. Many jewelers practice this type of preservation with a modern twist.

Women trained in the Oketani milk duct massage method in Japan make A LOT of money and for good reason. I can’t even imagine how painful a clogged duct is.

I can’t remember what true crime doc I was watching recently, but I recall a special agent smirking and saying it’s only in movies that someone actually sends in a ransom (or in this case threatening) letter that contains cut up letters from a magazine. That stuff is pretty rare.

OMG the Aussies. I love swearing. I love a well placed fuck. But years ago when I was working at a hotel and it was a dressy cocktail hour function in an honors room, an Aussie couple ambled in sweaty and casual straight from the street. The constant swearing! It was so grating... But they were so happy to have lucked…

Aimee, I’m so glad this wasn’t worse for you.

Fuck Yankee Candle. Go to TJ MAXX and spend 7 bucks on a designer candle that was originally priced at $45.00

Fuck Yankee Candle. Go to TJ MAXX and spend 7 bucks on a designer candle that was originally priced at $45.00

Meth head Swoosie Kurtz lives and acts exactly like you would expect her to. 

I’m a nanny, and this stuff utterly unnerves me. My only social media presence is on here though. Between Ring doorbell technology and innocent pet watching hardware I’m very aware of pulling on my underwear wedgie when I’m alone in a room. On a side note, the said pet camera takes motion shots when it catches…

Per vitamin D I’m honestly confused. My nurse prac and later my internist both recommended I start taking vitamin D to correct a severe lack. The former stated I had one of the lowest levels of vitamin D she’d ever seen. So is the article stating that it’s perhaps useless for people looking to use it for other reasons…