My 8 year old dumped milk on the head of a little girl sitting next to her at lunch while at school. God I wish someone had put her in jail overnight if only just to be rid of her for an evening. 

I left the profession for this reason and this reason alone. LMT school was hardcore work and an amazing experience - and they tried to arm us with knowledge and protocols and resources as best they could when it came to possible harassment and assault scenarios. But so many men, especially older men consider massage…

I don’t recall where I heard this - but recently I came across the phrase “fat is something you have, and not something you are”. I am not trying to take away anyone’s right to a phrase or word they rightfully choose to identify with. But that sentence made me feel less like a thing and more like a person again when…

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, a homeless veteran with addiction issues didn’t get clean right away forever and ever under the novice care of a receptionist and a carpenter. What the fuck were they expecting? And those people knew better... they talked a big game about setting him up under 3rd parties and supervision that they…

I wasn’t in the right mood to watch a senior man pee in the corner for an extended length of time within the first 5 minutes of the show. But when would I be in that mood and why would I want to be? And then the show somehow managed to go downhill from there.

My eyes literally rolled back in my head when I read the name Kirstjen Nielsen, with her blonde photo added.

I hate to say this but I came to comment on the same thing. She’s either incredibly unaware of how attractive she is or she’s just coy. Men and women both adore her body type - by far not everyone is looking for the buxom porn queen trope.

Was this the alien creature on Portlandia where they spent the entire sketch trying to open it? I think it’s from the Amazon rain forest?

Haaaaaa! I was a terribly anxious and overworked 16 year old Kroger cashier in the late 90's. It was my first job and we were made to memorize all sorts of bank codes for checks, produce codes, seasonal bakery codes. Not to mention food stamps... With 10 people in line staring you down. So at one point I just gave the…

Predators are super good at convincing someone of anything, that along with the seeming backing of the franchise - I can see her going along with it. I don’t understand the pill thing though unless she is down with recreational drugs and the LMT seemed “cool” and she was told it would just make the massage feel even…

It’s easy to look up, but the states the require the most hours to sit for your boards to become an LMT are NY and Montana. I don’t know about CA but I imagine it’s close. Other states can require as few as 400 or 500.

Jesus they’re so borrrrrrrrring. In the nicest way possible. But just boring as fuck. I was hoping once they got married, maybe they would stop haunting all my favorite blogs but I’ve just realized that it’s going to be honeymoon pics and then baby bumps and vacations and on and on.

His personal life creeps me out - he’s a sleazebag. But that being said, just judging him from a professional standpoint he’s a smug twat buried under his own male gaze.

This makes me squirm as a professional nanny; just gross. When I worked in Atlanta, I had to schlep my little 3 year old boy to playdates and social gatherings and it was always noxious and the mothers ignored me. One birthday party of note was out in the burbs at a giant mcmansion where the very glossy and well to do…

That child is going to be a fucking monster. It’s not adorable.

Having worked in hospitality for 3 years, and also staying in hundreds of hotel rooms I can tell you that would be annoying as fuck. I definitely tip the cleaning staff but I do so by writing a quick note (to make it clear its for them) and sticking a wad of cash in there at the start of the week. Those folks are more…

After all the brown people are shipped out, and the poors and godless are circled up... We are going to have this pool of god fearing blonde nubile teens who are saving it for Christ. No more abortion. Because that’s how it’s worked for two thousand years, right fuckhead?

I love you. I’ve read the entire internet and watched all of streaming. I needed this.

“I love your Christ. Not so much your Christians”

The kids and I were on our way to school this morning when this piece game up on NPR. My 9 year old charge asked me “so who’s the wife?” I told him that they’re both husbands. I could see the wheels turning in his head. And then we spoke a bit about how it was illegal to be gay for a long time... and now people are…