Ah, I see now. It is pictured at the top of this article. Thanks for explaining that, but I wish you hadn't been so condescending in your reply to me.

Oh come on, don't act like bread soaked in bacon grease wouldn't be amazing (in moderation).

I used a biore nose strip after reading this and imagined a bunch of high pitched voices screaming "nooooooooo!" when I pulled it off.

They don't poop AT ALL. The save up all their excrement until they die and decompose in your pores. You are welcome.

NOPE NOPE NOPE. Meet you all at the gas station for one last hurrah.

even at my most insecure, I can't imagine it working. Id have taken them at face value and backed off. Now it'd either go over my head and I'd laugh it off as a joke or I'd know what it was and stop talking to them. I can't see any situation where it'd work with a stranger. Abusive relationships, sadly yes. Internet…

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Ugh. Everyone knows you fake amnesia, not death! Gawd, millennials, get your shit together!

The last quote bums me out. Gal pal, this is not your fault. This guy sucks & him faking a suicide is not a respectful, mature, or even NORMAL way to end a relationship. He did you a favor. Yeesh. What an assbag.

That's a great idea and I was going to suggest something similar. I'd be willing to give up my .gif party madness for the peace of mind that if I read Jez at work (which I do and many of us do), my work PC isn't going to be caching rape gifs.

I really believe you should slow your work, seek medical treatment for stress at the cost of HQ, and then based on the outcomes of the treatment either file for workers' comp. or go on strike/sue. Make it too expensive of a problem not to fix.

Honestly? Get rid of inline images in comments. Sure, we all love cat GIFs, but if that is the price for being able to have a discussion without being assaulted with violent pornography then I think it is worth it. That or going back to the greys are the only effective solutions. At least give authors the option…

Don't respond to them, and warn other people not to — responding is what the guy wants, and it drives the post up in views.

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

IP address are NOT like a normal house address. For the average user, IP address change all the time, usually daily. Even then, there are numerous workarounds for altering/changing/spoofing IP addresses. IP bans are not a panacea to cure unwanted commenter.

There's a point to Kinja? Because it's failing miserably. Comments around here were 200x better a couple years ago. Old articles popping up make it all too obvious.

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

Riiiiiiiiight?

yeah i mean i get this woman, i do. i have a 4 month old myself, and being in a restaurant with 3 little kids by yourself and a poopy baby and all of the kids are excited to eat and probably have stuff that is a pain to drag out to the car? totally a huge pain in the ass, and the owners are inconsiderate asses not…

Agreed, totally unacceptable. I also wonder how big the restaurant itself is, and what type of building it is. Where I work, we have one in the women's restroom but not one in the men's, because it's just an old house converted into a restaurant, so the bathrooms are teeny tiny and there's issues with zoning stuff for…