This link wins, hands down, if external links count. The level of sickness would be pitiful at a distance, but the thought of living in close proximity is crazy-making.

Welcomebackblotter, I think the story is that our idea of "better" is messed up. So there's a certain joy at realizing that what they thought was ideal, isn't — that in reality we love our freckles. The hope is that maybe as a society we can grow to love our bumps and curves and scars as much as our freckles — to…

Don't call it igorent! ;)

I'm just wondering where the turns are kept, and whether it's good or bad to loose one. Do they have sharp pointy teeth and claws that go snickety-snak?