I think your new nickname should be “Magnum.”

You need Torch to whip up a nice big warning sticker for manufacturers to put in the cars before Raphael gets them. Something along the lines of “danger, don’t look at poles with Traction Control off”

(I know this was a snark reply, but there is some genuine feeling to it. I’m very glad Raph is okay and will be around to wear terrible sweaters at karting for the forseeable future.)

I am glad that you are unscathed! We are all asshole humans who fuck up all the time. Just happy that no one was hurt from this one. Happy motoring in the future :)

Admit it. You’re really just afraid of owning a car with bigger balls than you.

The Abarth 1.4T is reason enough to buy one of these over the Miata (former 500 Abarth owner). And it is so much better looking with the Fiat nip/tuck. If I didn’t already have a (even smaller) tiny sports car I would be all over one.

Indeed. Are those hand grenades?

Imagine being so fragile that you think the STATUE OF LIBERTY is somehow a liberal conspiracy.

God I so want Science (all of Science) to call a press conference, and then the King of Science rushes on all sweaty but happy and says:

“Guys! Guys! We figured it out! It’s a virus! A virus got out in like the late 1980s and that’s why everyone has been acting so crazy! We’ve figured out a cure, and we also have a…

She comes from France too and no one has ever seen her papers. Of course she came over to steal a job. Any American could hold a torch.

With extraordinarily long arms, I sympathize. But Jesus fuck I feel like her fingers look SUPER CREEPILY (sp?) long

You have to write it in MRA-douchespeak for them to understand it:

If the Statue of Liberty is ever destroyed in a terrorist attack, the odds will be 50/50 as to whether it’s Al-Qaeda or the GOP that is behind it.

She’s a woman holding a book she must be dealt with appropriately.

Imagine being so fragile that you think the STATUE OF LIBERTY is somehow a liberal conspiracy.

John Carney considers a picture of a white female dressed in couture with the Statue of Liberty in the background an attack/disquisition about immigration?

Yes.

sorry, the what? gonna need sauce for that kind of crap statement.

Are you suggesting we invade Idaho for their strategic potato reserves?

Trump probably wants California to get nuked. It’s obvious he hates CA, doesn’t give a shit about real people, and it would fulfill his dream of having reelection handed to him.