Black out the beak on the old TLX and it works wonders from the looks of it.

Acura’s design language peaked in the 90's.

They took everything from their 4-door concept and the person in charge said “Good. Now add depression and discord.”

That car is shockingly ugly. I’m honestly impressed. Like it was designed for contrarians.

Plus I drive a Fiesta ST. A Fiesta interior is not an erotic setting.

Exactly!

I like ottomans too - but I suspect, much like my ottoman, yours doesn’t have the equivalent of a grenade sitting under the cushion.

What?!? No, i just picked her from her parents house, busy road and all that. She was TRYING to look cute.

I’ve seen a driver with their feet out the window, and a passenger with their feet out the driver’s window. Omfg people!

This bugs me so much (people with feet on the dash) that I was like “GET YOUR FEET OFF THE F***ING DASH!” at a car I passed on the interstate this past weekend where I could see the passenger’s feet up there.

Now that’s adorable!

Putting feet on dashboard preventative.

Well I mean, they aren’t wrong, because they more than likely will.

They’ll eat their shoes because they won’t need it anymore after that.

This is one of my worst fears, and exactly why I’ll pull the car over if anyone tries putting their feet on my dash - or nag the fuck out of anyone who does if I’m not driving.

Based on the dumb behaviors I see reported in a lot of sinkhole stories (surprise, Florida), it’s absolutely worth noting:

If he approved your policy what does it matter? Is it piece of mind you seek?

DIBS, I call dibs on this coupon, Internet, quick get the scissors!