But it would be easier to use an electric once the apocalypse actually hits. Easier to charge via renewable power sources and less maintenance. Perfect for scavenging trips and instant torque means quick getaways from the hordes. You might even be able to setup a electric shock system for the humans trying to rob you.

Even people like us need things like this.

At least it’s not a CVT.

Before people get one about how it isn’t this or isn’t that, just remember that this vehicle isn’t targeted at people like us. It’s targeted at our cousins that make a decent living, don’t care about cars at all, but want a trendy bodystyle for their vehicle, at our spouses that still can’t figure out how to drive…

How is this thing so darn heavy? Holy... 4,014 lbs, dry.... And so darn ugly?

NASCAR should change the rules again and let anyone with Dale and Earnhardt in their name run whatever aero and engine combination they want until the rest of time.

Here you go, Alanis. Save a few for me please.

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

I wonder if the coroner faces “grave” consequences and perhaps a “stiff” penalty as there is clearly a “body” of proof. I guess it “remains” under investigation.

I sincerely hope this incident is referred to as “The Gurney Flap”.

Probably.

Someone should poke you with a stick.

The woman going hysterical is more upsetting to me.

You know what I wish would die? Filming vertically!

A real Phantom

A Ghost, if you will.

The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.

With much more displacement and a supercharger. As an ex-multiple Grand Prix GTP owner, I did love that engine...However, that horribly weak transmission and floaty ride were not exactly sporty. Not to mention endless constant creaks and rattles.

Did you just call the W Bodied Regal solid?

Don’t knock Lake Mehneblaha. It’s a struggling tourist town filled with good people just trying to make a living.