Well, worse things have happened because of an incompetent son's daddy complex

The twice elected governor of Florida made his personal fortune through Medicare fraud... I wouldn't be surprised if the New Beginnings folks received a medal.

Who do these people think they are, FIFA?!!?

Pretty rich that they're called The Union

The idiots responsible for this should know better than to use unpaid staff at professional sporting events. It's college sports where you can get away with that sort of thing.

Yous juss gotha runs tha football

Well after their deal with MoneyLenders.Com fell through they had to make do with what they could get.

I think she pronounces her name this way: "Luke Russert"

Thanksgiving was great but my dachshund might feel differently.

It's probably not the worst ever, but Wednesday I flew from Oregon to Michigan with my 9 year old son so he could spend the holiday with his father, from whom I am thankfully and almost for a decade, divorced. Because it costs approximately one kidney to fly for the holidays, it's too expensive for me to fly home to…

You can't just stop there. There is more and I want to hear it. NOW. Please.

Well, other than being alone as usual on a Holiday, my worst complaint has to be that you haven't taken me out of the grays yet Madeleine. I am polite, caring, occasionally opinionated but never inflammatory, and I've been a faithful Jezzie since the first month you gals started this. I don't comment a lot, but I…

Well, she makes more money than they do, and her family is well off. The pair of us live comfortably now, and I like to pretend my income actually contributes to the household, but I'm a nanny, so...she lets me keep my delusions.

You have a rich girlfriend? You monster.

I'm baffled by the bowtie in all getups that are not actual real-deal tuxedos. Wearing a bowtie with any outfit other than an actual tuxedo is like wearing a sign that says I AM A SMARMY DWEEB WHO WILL CORRECT YOUR USAGE.

I have a brother who's gay, and as such have frequented a few gay bars with him - and on the whole, they've turned out to be good experiences. Firstly, they've generally been clean. I'm more or the normal/dive bar type of guy, but I can certainly appreciate the pleasure that comes with being able to walk around a bar…

The Egyptian kept getting called for traveling because he . . . oh, never mind.

Four whites, an Egyptian ♫ - The Bangles

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

I'm surprised by wal-mart, but since McDs is basically the avatar/amalgam of all fast food places, it tends to get a lot of public focus even when it's ALL the fast food places being shitty. McDs ends up being ahead of the curve on some things. They were the first fast food place that stopped using those horrible…