Sure, but they seek to pass laws that obligate you to certain actions. Pro choice people don't obligate anyone to abort. Pro lifers do obligate you to give birth. It's s huge asymmetry. They can rally, but their aims are not democratic.

Wouldnt it be cheaper to just, uh, you know, hire cops who arent sociopaths??

Next on Sports Science...

[screen goes black, muffled screams are heard, suddenly Curt Schilling and Carl Everett appear riding animatronic dinosaurs]

MMMMMM that pasty side ribcage…. especially if you're got some especially gnarly-looking armpit hair koosh-balling out above it. /s

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Stands up for women AND snuggles kitties? Dream man right here!!!!

^^^Someone obviously unfamiliar with the complete and utter uselessness of a Swiss Army Knife. Speaking as a person with said experience, it's a damn good thing that Switzerland is militarily neutral, elsewise they'd have been slaughtered in less time than it takes to say, "fuck, that's the nail file. Why does this…

And geo-tagged themselves in that hotel lobby on their instagram, facebook, hashtagged it. I've had an ex-friend who I had to remove because she "shared" a review she put on yelp for this really ritzy steakhouse directly onto her facebook page and tagged people to read it. It was the most self-serving shit I've ever…

I picture him as a combination of Michael Scott and Mr. Bean.

I hope he can find a way to remain gay in his post-playing days!

The best/worst part of that review is where he blames his inability to "perform" (UGH.) on the fact that the bar let in nothing but ugly girls. His douche gravity is indeed so great that not a single trace of self-awareness can escape.

It was less fun for Kyle Orton's kids. I still can't figure out how he managed to miss the snow.

Maybe frozen steak-chewing is one of those "dimensions of compatibility" measured by eHarmony?

Most of my elderly relatives have donated, or have signed the paperwork to donate, their bodies to UT Medical, and my mom is on the waiting list to have her body donated to the Body Farm at UT Knoxville (if not needed there will go to UT Medical). We still have "memorial services", kind of like Irish wakes without a…

"Joyce Carol Vincent, 38, wasn't discovered for two years postmortem, then surrounded by the Christmas presents she'd been wrapping while watching television."

Poor Arby's....save a man from immolation, and he will still choose Taco Bell.

They had these on the menu years and years ago and called them taquitos. I'm confused. Also, Google's autocorrect doesn't know what a damn taquito is. You're missing out, Google.

"Who's a cute little taquito? YOU are! YOU are! Awwww...."

You're never too old or too young to make fun of Jose Canceco.

Still had four of a kind.