Wait...Vince Carter is still playing???

I don't know, does the FDA have inspectors who can watch over the process of you butchering the animal in front of everyone? If they do, I know one thing for sure: booking bands for bar mitzvahs and weddings is so last year.

Normal sized burro in the background, smaller burro (ie "burrito") in front:

When I lived in Finland, there was exactly one 'Mexican' restaurant to be found in my city. If I remember correctly, every dish came topped with 'Mexican Queso Sauce', a weak, yellowish and watery sauce flecked with specks of orange that may or may not have been the flecks left over in a bag of Doritos sprinkled on…

I especially like the Penguin Asada.

Jesus. That's equal parts revolting and awesome. I don't really know whether to vomit or lean over and take a big ol' bite.

This remains my all time favorite:

Unless you're a puppeteer, that's kind of a strange first thought. And if by "would have blown everyone away" you mean "would have creeped everyone out", then yes; you're correct.

I do love the term Vodka Mom though. It's like a Soccer Mom but more fun!

1. UNF.

Sometimes when I'm walking on the sidewalk with my female friends we'll see something shiny in the street and run out into traffic to get a better look. I've lost so many friends that way. (And it's usually a gum wrapper.)

I'm quite the same. Also, being a grad student, I'm always poor so this was a big deal for me. I was so mad she didn't enjoy the damn thing.

what do upstate people say? Do they send the dog to live downstate? Or in another state?

Ugh, now I'm all mopey. It's been a few months but I still miss my 14-year-old mess of a cat named Chachi. Said goodbye to him while he laid in my lap facing away from me (as was his wont when he was alive). Gave me a big lapful of piss as his parting gift when he died... and I wasn't even mad.

You should look into surgically removing the silver spoon that's lodged up your ass. You're an idiot.

Well, in terms of the "medical whatever," the issue is more that the veterinary industry's services are out of reach for the average pet owner. One can provide a loving home for a pet that may have otherwise perished in a shelter or on the street without having a spare thousand bucks for their pet's veterinary needs…

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

I work in a deli in the commissary of an office building which house multiple biotech & pharmaceutical firms. Lots of Ph.D.s & M.D.s around. One time a customer came up to order a sandwich. "What kind of bread do you like?" I asked. "Hmm, I can't have a bread with a lot of carbs in it. I'll have the 12-grain,"…

"He tells me that he is allergic to the color red because it is inflammatory and could I please bring him a dish that does not have that color."

I would have offered to sprinkle it with blue and green M&Ms to balance it out.