I need No-Red guy to go on a date with Allergic-to-Crunchy woman.

So full from all the gratuities in mah belleh.

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

The beer battered mystery shopper may be related to an acquaintance of mine, who would not eat beer battered anything when she was pregnant. "Guys, I CAN'T have any beer, because the baby will get fetal alcohol syndrome"

Remember, please, that "end-of-life counseling" services, including counseling that could include outcomes like this, are the exact same things that were branded as death panels by Sarah Palin and her drone army.

Occasionally it's served with female ovaries on the side. And a Vagina light! That's how we roll.

Well they could always source it from pre-operative trans women, and some intersexed women, but given how much smaller a percentage of the population they are there'd be a serious price premium there. So that's probably more suited to upscale, very pricey, "artisinal" coffee shops than large franchises like Starbucks.

Yeah, it's redundant. Being gay, you have an excuse for not being up on how our parts work. Straight men have no such excuse, but they continue to make boneheaded comments about our anatomy.

Too bad he's not uncircumcised, or the foreskin would be covering his STUPID FACE.

You'll have to given them an extra 20-30 minutes to prepare that.

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

I would watch six seasons and a movie of that dog. <3

I like Tom Butt and I cannot lie. You other voters can't deny. When a candidate walks in with itty bitty funds and a silly little name it gets fun. My ballot don't want none of those nasty Chevron funds.

That's not much of a defense.

Thank you. Yes blackface is offensive here. Yes, we learn about our history as a slaving nation. This guy is a dick. They exist everywhere.

I don't think ladies were Playgirl's primary demographic.

This was a group effort. I'm just the instrument.

There is no such thing as a good Republican governor.

Are you absolutely positive you're not 250?