Yep, he's a heart surgeon. He performed heart surgery on my grandma probably about a decade ago. She's still alive, so I can't dislike him too much...but he makes it really, really difficult sometimes.

Mono...d'oh!

The best part of the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit is how the biscuit crumbles apart, leaving little left over pieces to eat when you're done.

Damn you.

For a second I thought you had misspelled "potpourri" and got really confused.

Thanks!

I must be thinking of my state's laws then. I know that I have to get all my minors out before they hit 8 hours, and go no longer than 5 without a break on either end of the shift, or else we can get fined out the wazoo.

Re: Breadstick guy.

As a supervisor, I can never imagine disciplining a team member over using the bathroom too much, or taking too long, or whatever...when you gotta got, you gotta go. The only time I ever got annoyed was when a girl went to the bathroom, and then had a cigarette. Apparently, according to my superior, once we grant a…

I'm fairly poor (not desperately so, because I live with my parents still), so when I do go to a fast food place (probably twice a week or so) I'm using the dollar menu. My theory is that if I'm spending $8 on a Quarter Pounder Meal, I'd rather "treat" myself to a cheeseburger at the diner down the street, probably…

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How do you surreptitiously pour booze into a drink cup in a restaurant? I feel like that would be difficult. (Not judging - I'm too much of a wuss to do such a thing or I would consider it)

So, you could say that this is how restaurants....save bread?

(I apologize)

That drives me nuts.I won't ask the price either, or else I might look cheap (which I am, but I digress).

When I lived in Jacksonville, Publix always felt weird and cult-like...they were almost too friendly. I was happy to move back to the northeast so that the employees at ShopRite could go back to ignoring me.

Also, I feel like NYC spends an insane amount of money on these lawsuits each year.

Thinking back to my McDonald's days...I don't think there was even any real glass in the store, outside of the bathroom mirrors (which would be obvious if they were broken).

The whole idea of being able to suspend an employee from a private social media account kind of creeps me out, to start with.

That was like a "choose your own adventure" post.

Death doesn't scare me, but being burned alive scares the f*** out of me. *shudder*

In NJ, selling beer/wine in convenience stores and grocery stores isn't illegal, but it's so heavily regulated that it's virtually non-existent. I remember when I started college in NYC, being amazed when I walked into the hellscape known as Duane Reade and seeing beer for sale there.

In reality, it's kind of…