Damn, that’s confusing. Imagine if the Charlotte 49ers played the Pitt Panthers today... DVRs everywhere would be lost lol

The things you have to live in Colorado to know...

An asshole?

Do I have grey on me?! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF !_!

one thing i love about bco is after it gets posted, people flood it with more awesome stories. it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Stories about bosses sticking up for their staff against angry asshole customers get me through the worst of days.

"Now, that first story might not seem to be some huge righteous vengeance,..."

"Independent"? Everyone knows you're a puppet nation of the Olive Garden Bloc.

If you spell it "catsup" you are objectively wrong and possibly a serial killer, I'm just saying is all.

Paying Selig to do nothing seems like a lateral move.

"There's no way it's six million."

I like this term, but am kinda creeped out by the notion that my daughter will one day clue-in and refer to her Mom as "hungover". I think I have another 8-10 years left to simply be "too tired right now, honey".

I guess my hyperthyroidism was caused by talking too much, then?

Please keep this acquaintance around, she sounds hysterical. Mostly because I want to hear what other nonsense she manages to spout.

Yep. As someone who grew up around these kinds of people - it is awesome bumping your leg into something as a kid, asking for a damn ice pack, and instead getting your "reiki practitioner" school teacher to just hover her hands on top of the bump, while her "energy" heals you (Spoiler: it doesn't) - I have very little…

I remember that! As a hypothyroid patient, I really wanted to punch the tv screen. Luckily, it causes fatigue so I was too tired to do that.

*pew pew pew*

The saffron thing works because after buying all that saffron to chew on, you are too poor to buy any other food.

I thought THIS was TV's biggest charlatan! Monorail, monorail, monorail!

I heard that... motherfucker... had like, 30 goddamn dicks.