They should get Mark Walberg to pitch it. Then he could be called the

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

Jalopnik is still great. I WANT io9 to be great again. 

They killed it without any warning or send-off on purpose, to show that they not only didn’t respect or value Splinter, but that they had open contempt for its content and its staff.

I loved Splinter / Deadspin because...

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I forgot how much I liked these until I flipped through these ads. Always like the taillights for some reason. That red one is CLEAN, and Grand Rapids is not far away.

A Chevy will run badly for longer than most cars run. 

Wait, we can still comment on here?

Taking all that SUV size for granite. Drivers must have rocks for brains.

I want to see what happens if we feed it funbags.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

“Click on the ‘play’ button below to watch the video.”

Cool, I was wondering where those new articles on Deadspin were coming from.

I’d settle for a food site that could tell me what to do with Herbs…

I really wish there was some sort of sports and politics combo to discuss this madness further! Or one take on it on the sports page, and another on the politics page!

It looks like they lifted the Flex.

Yes, yes you are. All Deadspin is now is regurgitating old posts/reposting garbage from elsewhere on the sportsernets. That site will likely be completely dead within a few weeks. Don’t click because that shows traffic to the site that Herb will use as sportsey McSportsfuel to excuse his abject fuckupery that killed…

🌿 Jim Spanfeller’s 🌿 months-long campaign of sabotage against the kinjaverse, his constant attempts to bully staff, his constant and concerted union-busting efforts, the murder of Splinter News (ahead of election) the woodchippering of Deadspin (on the eve of the World Series finale) - his henious actions have not…

Why is G/O turning off personal blogs? This is genuinely becoming a horseshit company