Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Jezspin forever

Sorry buddy, Candy Corn is just bone meal and sugar and is only enjoyed by people who have never had a candy made after 1960.

Corn is better candy than candy corn. Welcome to the future where there are better ways to entertain yourself than shoving candy corn up your various orifices.

OMG yes. I’m lining up Friday am for 1/2 price packages of said Pumpkins.

I know it’s only a small gesture, but until things change I’m changing my avatar to show my support for Barry and in solidarity with the GMG Union.

Seriously! But ALSO it’s the fucking day before Halloween: Reese’s Pumpkins, which are objectively the best Reese’s possible due to size, surface area, etc.

I’m sure you’re a very nice person Kelsey, but putting Reese’s Peanut Butter cups at #14 is insane. RPBC’s are always the best because science.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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Is my mind playin’ tricks on me, or are those press photos absurdly heavily photoshopped? I know that some touch-ups are normal, but look at that shit! The paint can’t decide if it’s glossy, metallic, or satin, and the wheels+brakes look like two dimensional textures!