Who is insisting on the shoelessness? If you see Durant in a bar (or Boban returning to the bridge he guards), you’re seeing him in shoes. If you ask your friend, “How tall you think that dude is?” and he says, “Depends... you mean with shoes or without shoes?” then you legally have to end your friendship with that…

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

Sadly, I’m getting way more work done. 

C8.2 Electric Boogaloo?

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

Matte royal purple is an absolutely stunning color

I support this take.

What about a matte color?  Purple or blue in this treatment go well on just about anything, you might even make an Aztek - nevermind

I’d go with plaid, but yeah, pretty much anything before matte black.

Person: speaks truth

Correction: this car should only come with gold wheels, regardless of body color.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

“You should have gone for the IPO [snap].”

So she put on the gauntlet, snapped her fingers and half her legal fees disappeared?

Same here. I’ve lived in Atlanta my whole life, but I’m starting to think it’s time to pick up stakes and go elsewhere.

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Though that’s in part because we now seemingly have 12 months of Georgia summer a year.

“Hello darkness my old friend . . ."

He didn’t collude with Russia.

Well said, Tomato

She is almost as reviled by them as a school shooting survivor.