Never underestimate the brain-cleaning power of Tide Pods.

I starred you, even though that crane is called Hardee’s where I live.

I assume that is Carl’s Jr. to the left?

Please tell me how to import a 70 series into the US and I’ll hand over that $500 American for the portal conversion.

Reroute? Sounds complicated. Delete on the other hand... you’ll get that real signature 90's Camry sound.

Bruce, you’re out of here!

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Also potential tagline for Rex Ryan’s divorce proceedings. 

Jeremy Renner music is the Hawkeye of music. 

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

The only way to stop a bad player with a helmet is a good player with a helmet.

If we have helmet control, then only the criminals will have helmets.

This sucks. He’s pretty high up on the list of guys we never really got to appreciate because he was never on a good enough team/had the right teammates. 

The fact that the Z51 package, which brings the upgrades, can be added to any trim makes the most sense to me. If I were buying, it’d be the 2LT with the Z51 package, mostly because I wanted the heated/vented seats (because TX) and the PDR (also, partially, because TX).

Well Patrick has to make up for crashing the 2016 Camaro some how.

...Tobacco. Look at all the vintage Porsche and Merc interiors and how the color only got better with patina. Awesome.

My platform for my 2020 campaign is now officially as follows:

CAR - $PLEASE CALL

more proof that a wall is not the solution

Pulling you out of the grays so we can all appreciate the synergy between your comment and username.