“Susie...call Dr. Bison. Tell him its for me.”

If, after having a Civic Sport for only five months, he’s/she’s already seeking out more power, why didn’t they just go with the Si from the start?

This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

I propose burning Matt Bevin, along with the rest of the republican elected officials of Kentucky, as fuel to keep these children warm.

So what you’re saying is, you had a Mk4 VW once?

Interior colors.  I’m a sucker for a nice quality two-tone peanut butter brown or red interior.  I’m looking at the inside of my car 95% of the time I’m using it, so it should have some pizzazz and not just a sea of black in varying materials.  Yeah I get that they usually aren’t great for resale, but I’m not buying a…

Will I (6'6", 250lbs) fit in it comfortably enough to drive for an extended period of time.

I saw someone wearing a “Class Of ‘94" letterman jacket the other day... it barely fit, was thread-and-leatherbare, but had “1993 STATE CHAMPS” blasted across the back. That’s what these old machines are... a reminder that your best days are behind you, and the world keeps moving on.

I wish I could fixate on something finicky, but at 6'5", the top three on my list are always leg room, leg room, and leg room.

He’s the ringleader of Utah’s triple-threat on 3-balls, along with Grayson Allen and Kyle Korver.

I want it in color, not grayscale. And a super-dark metallic shade of a color is now on my no-fly list too. Seriously, what is this shit they’re pushing on people these days? It can’t just be like a nice british racing green, it’s like someone accidentally got a bit of green in their black metallic.

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency. 

somewhere....everywhere....the growing reach of Campbell’s and Big Soup remains unwatched

Oh yeah, well I have 5 sources that are 250% positive that GM is releasing 4 new Corvettes. I heard about it 2 weeks ago, before all of you. I already have a deposit on one...they even let me drive the prototype, and I drove it faster than the test driver...so, yeah.

Does this look like the hair of a man who has literally any ability to even be aware he’s made a mistake, let alone admit to one?

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Better?