The affair is both their responsibility. How he wrecks his family is his responsibility.

I would love if this came true but the paranoia over guns in this country is so strong I don’t know if anything could overtake it. Florida passed a bill (which the Florida courts have upheld) that pediatricians can’t even ask parents if there are any guns in their home. It’s madness.

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

True.

neighbors remember his son as a gun enthusiast who enjoyed going to shooting ranges with his mother.

Holy holy this is the BEST THING EVER:

So, in the two years between splitting from Amber and hooking up with Kim, Kanye only took 30 showers.

I’d rather not. Kim kan keep Kanye.

I’ll defend you .... and your evil penis, too.

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

Tell us more about how it makes you uncomfortable when women feel good about how they look.

Looked to me like they were “connecting to” the people they went to the ball game with.

At the last game I attended at Chase Field, I hash tagged my hot dog picture #GoDbacks. And I was quite pleased when it appeared on the Jumbotron. The girls weren’t doing anything the rest of the stadium wasn't doing.

So whaaaaaat! Let them take a billionty selfies! Who cares! They are having fun at a baseball game!

You know what? You caught me. I don't watch baseball because it's boring. I didn’t realize that in baseball it was customary to ask the audience to do something and then mock them for doing exactly as asked. What a fun sport!

Probably because they dared to be young, blonde, conventionally attractive sorority sisters in a public space... and they weren’t talking to this guy.

What the absolute fuck?

Who cares? They paid for their seats and it’s up to them if they want to pay attention to the game. It’s not like they were on jury duty.

Connect to the world around them? Look at the gif. The place is pretty empty. I bet if you pulled back even further we would see even more empty seats. Who were they supposed to talk to?