Maybe I’m just a misanthrope, but the last thing I want to feel in a work out is “the warm embrace of a friend.” Don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me. Don’t even look at me. Just let me sweat and suffer in peace.

Nobody ever hugs me and even *I* think this is pathetic.

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

Fox News is entering Bond villain territory at this point.

I don’t have HBO, so I love how the main story is posted on YouTube. I watch it with my cup of coffee as I start my work for the day.

Pfft, it’s not like dehumanizing language ever led to anything bad...

That’s because Lena Dunham is a famous person.

I feel so vindicated right now:

I’m pretty sure that their whole “we need children” thing is subconscious racism. If they bothered to pay attention they would see that the population of the country is growing. But here’s the hitch that bothers them, even though they would never admit it: It’s minorities that are having the most children. For the…

You’re welcome. As to the content of your post, these are really a separate breed of GOP compared to their small government cousins. Notice the name of the session

I'm doing mine next weekend! :D

Right? BUDDY I AM IN AWE OF YOU BUT I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU SPACE YOU’RE A WILD ANIMAL.
I sat on a rock at a beach and a sea turtle swam up and settled down for a nap right next to me and I felt like a goddamn mermaid. And not once did it occur to me that I should try riding it. I mean, I took a picture because duh…

Yes, they molested it, and yes, at least one arrest (I hope they get the other culprit too) and charges were necessary.

It was very necessary. These laws are in place to make sure that these animals are left alone.

Idiot. Leave goddamn endangered animals alone. I was diving once and got caught in a shorebreak and a sea turtle kind of tumbled over me and I was like “OH SHIT I JUST BROKE FEDERAL LAW BY ACCIDENT I DIDN’T MEAN IT I SWEAR” and felt genuinely bad about it.

You can’t do anything at all or they won’t lay their eggs. I once spent all night in the dark, in a vigil waiting for sea turtles to come lay their eggs. We were pretty far, with binoculars, and we still didn’t freaking move or make a sound or turn on a light or anything at all, or it spooks them.

Maybe she wasn’t the only one..

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