“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

I love how he was like, let’s stop talkin about vaccination and start talkin about cures as if they don’t go together in eliminating disease.

Oh yeah, I said something really innocuous on Twitter about how it concerns me when presidential candidates can’t distinguish false propaganda videos from actual journalism, and some crazies came out of the woodwork. Of course, they didn’t have any evidence to back up what they were saying, but they were suuuuuper…

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

He was fine supporting her and her goals UNTIL he started being known as Mr. Niloufar Ardalan

I think it’s interesting that it’s a culture that requires a man’s sign-off for his wife to leave the country and yet she still has the power to—and feels safe enough to—go to the papers and complain about him. Like . . . that’s a legitimately fascinating dynamic.

That is indeed a lot of pee. Not many of us know the true meaning of emptying our bladder. But this guy does. Every. Last. Drop.

I think this is code for “But then I have to be a parent! That’s YOUR woman job!”

dude do you even iran

Iran is weird when it comes to women’s rights. Like, terrible in some ways, but they still celebrate certain women and women definitely do have prominent roles in society (like this awesome woman who designed a really beautiful pedestrian bridge in downtown Tehran).

Anything to prevent her from being seen as more successful than him.

I vote for “Fuck you Dad, Mom is awesome”

Dude. Just take some fucking pictures of the kid on the first day of school and show them to her when she gets home.

Protect those credit cards and ID at all costs. AT ALL COSTS.

Gross. But I don’t really find it any worse than little kids peeing in the middle of a store and their parents knowing full well that it happened but quickly walking away and leaving a pile of piss or shit for some poor soul making minimum wage at an already crappy job to clean up. Only those people are sober and they…

Peeing in public has many advantages.

Now I have a Hunger for some Tush. It’s nobody’s Fault. I have Unconditional love for Ri-Ri. She’s The Monarch Dujour (and any jour, really) because of her Fabulous Attitude. And because she looks great in Denim.

ok but how gay is james blunt?

I own 3 stethoscopes, and used all of them during the course of my bedside nursing career. I bought the first one when I was accepted into nursing school, since it was part of the “required uniform” for student nurses. If I showed up to clinicals without it, I would be sent home. When I graduated and accepted a…

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!