I wonder how he feels about netflix, because I feel like this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

I pray that this happens. Life can cease to be a gift. If you find that hard to believe you’re a fortunate person.

Last time I checked, the internet was considered ‘post-Victorian’.

Yeah, I read that article and I don’t think she’s at all taken into account how much she’s benefitting from the current era. Much of what she’s gone on and on about, particularly her consumables like soap, fuel, ink, ice, matches and even the fabrics for her clothing is much safer, easier to get and cheaper than it…

OOH! [Now I’m really into this... anything to avoid studying...]

I know! Did she sign over all their jointly owned property to be solely in her husband’s name? Has she stopped voting?

I wonder if that is the same Victorian chick I read about on XOJane, oh it was an insufferable article, but did yield the most glorious comment ever “chamber pot or GTFO”

How the hell has Subway not cleaned every store of every Jared image already? Like even if it was just sending out a big sticker of a meatball and telling employees to stick it over the face of every “Jared” they see?

Unrelated: I always feel like I should pronounce Jared like “shared” or “cared.” Can we all agree not to name anyone Jared ever again? Thanks.

“DO NOT THINK HE IS GUILTY I just work at subway and thought this was funny.”

Complain about the over sexualizatiopn of teenagers. Complain about how they are not “sultry” enough. Rinse. Repeat.

Hot damn, Amelia Chalfant is an incredibly insightful, bright and mature voice of wisdom at only 14 years old. Wtg, girl. I can already imagine the amazing things she’ll be able to accomplish during the coming years of her life.

It's DEFINITELY worth watching till the end. I'll be laughing all day from the ending :)

She’s like the third puzzle piece from Broad City. I love her.

“Too much wine...” *face rub* “...but I haven’t finished my manicure, so soldier on!”

“this whole time, I haven’t had any pants on.”

how anyone does anything without a smoke in one hand and glass of merlot sloshing around in their empty stomach is beyond me.

It never occurred to me anyone ever did their nails not completely drunk or high

re the top photo: that hair style is a bad choice for that head shape. Yikes.