Because finding a salon that’ll shave my head is really hard. They always harass me, trying to convince me that I shouldn’t shave my head or that there are SO many ways I can grow back my hair. I’VE ALREADY TRIED THEM AND I’M SICK OF DEALING WITH IT.

If she was like me, it would be a string of curse words more colorful and creative than the actual sweater, and the only physical project would be a knotted pile of yarn.

Oh, well thank you your grace for allowing us this one thing. I shall be sure to send praise to god for your kind deed.

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

Nope, but since you gave a simple reply, I shall too, its based off: My right to a safe and harassment free location is greater then your right to brofist dudes at a barbershop.

Tbf, gyms are environments prone to harassment & personal safety concerns...so, not actually the same.

oh, buddy. never go to Supercuts.

Because women don’t all want blow-outs and bouffant updos? If I want a good fade I’m not going to the flamboyant salon I go to for a dye-job; I go to the barber shop.

True, but if you wanted comfy women undies, Victoria would still sell them to you.

Any woman with any sort of shaved work, like pixies, undercuts, etc.

Dunno, in 49 years I’ve never seen one. And more than once I’ve found stylists at salons that appear to cater primarily to women were quite happy to cut my hair.

She’s a bit too brown for those branch Davisians.

I think the difference between her and Davis is that Davis was denying individuals a legal right to get married, which is federally legal and required due to her title. Alcohol isn’t a federal right in this country. There are dry counties everywhere because the local government considers it to be against their…

Let’s watch the Kim Davis supporters and her ilk scramble to support Ms. Stanley. I’ll wait.

But doesn’t Ellen look amazing? Someone do a review of Ellen’s place as a style icon.

Seriously. When I announced to my now 82-year-old Busia that I was engaged to a woman, she was giddy and saying “when’s the wedding?” Now that it’s legal in all fifty states, she is all over helping me plan this shindig. She didn’t have to come around, she just wanted her grandkid to be happy.

I really do not understand why anyone needs to “come around” to gay marriage as though they are doing gays some great favor by ‘accepting’ them. If it doesn’t concern you, it’s none of your fucking business what two consenting people do. You don’t have to ‘accept’ or ‘come around’ to it. You just need to mind your…

No, including the possibility that women might enjoy the male form as PART of why we should watch a trailer for a Shakespeare adaptation is not reducing women to idiots. Amazingly enough, many feminists believe that we can be intelligent and knowledgable and care about politics and global issues AND be comfortable…

Pro Tip: for those of us over a certain age who occasionally need to use a mirror to pluck out one of those stupid chin hairs, a forward-facing phone camera does not suffice. Do I need to apply for a waiver to be able to see my chin in the bathroom mirror?