But the lack of Christmas imagery on the paper cups is oppression! They’re being oppressed because a giant coffee chain didn’t put any snowflakes or a Santa on their take out cups. It’s religious persecution in the highest degree!

And the employees could not possibly care less what you say your name is. There are no fucks given to any of these people, so what is the point? They have given starbucks their money, and none of the baristas even know that a prank was being played. Good job weirdos!

Basically he is guaranteeing himself a secret decaf.

Yeah I’m sure the Starbucks employee isn’t going to know what to say when you say your name is Merry Christmas for the cup. Probably scrawl out Murry Christas and yell “Next in line please” without batting an eye. Good prank asshole. You really showed everybody.

That would put me off of take out forever. Possibly I would never stop gagging.

I wish I hadn’t seen that picture of it in the comments. UGH! The horror! You want to get me a plastic ring from a vending machine? Okay! Candy ring from the corner store? Cherry flavour please! You want to get me no ring at all? That is also cool because really, I am not that into jewelry, but holy shit present me…

My idea of the perfect marriage is two separate houses connected by a bridge, and with plenty of notice before visits. Keep your space as clean or as dirty as you want! It`s all yours!

SO WRONG.

Those creepy Peanuts costumes with the tiny fake ears and wtf? hair will haunt my dreams. Yikes Al Roker, yikes.

Is it just me, or is holding a baby like that basically just asking for spit-up on your face? It’s all smiles and giggles until it suddenly isn’t.

That was ridiculous! It’s Ann Coulter being interviewed on The View! I mean, does that woman have nice things to say about anybody? Could she even pick a nice comment out of a line up if she had to?? If you guys followed that classic bit of Mom Advice, you’d all be quietly sipping your coffee and awkwardly smiling at…

Ouch!

Ah, but she wasn’t listening to him! Surely when a teenager isn’t listening to you it makes it okay to slam them to the floor! That is basically your only other option when dealing with children. That’s why adults are bigger than kids right? Makes it easier to beat em’ up!

I had to use extreme force to arrest all these eight year olds because they weren’t listening to me when I told them to sit down and be quiet, and then they kept saying I was farting, which was a lie, and then they wouldn’t stop making fart noises! I had to make a choice, and the choice I made was to beat up some kids…

How about not put a teenager in a choke hold? Or maybe not drag her across the floor? He could also not arrest or threaten to arrest her fellow students for being shocked and outraged that she is being so violently manhandled by an adult.

The only good thing about watching that clip is that it reminded me of what a positive influence my dad was in my life. Presentable clothing to him meant clean and unwrinkled things that were not covered in dog hair. It had nothing to do with how tight it was, or how much skin was showing. If leggings had been a thing…

Why the hell would somebody dress in the colours of sand to take a family photo on the beach? You want to stand out against your background people, not blend into it like you are hiding from predators!

I don’t think that rule includes women though, especially if the person doing the judging is a man of god. That might actually be a perk for them.

If I have champagne, you can bet I’m not wasting that on my morning routine unless that morning routine involves mimosas.

“I’ve got my big glasses on, and my power lace collar is tied up with a satin ribbon; I am so ready for this meeting!”