No idea. I didn’t even know they had their own opera until I started hearing about this Steve Jobs thing.

The Santa Fe Opera I believe. Again, someone please tell me that this is an urban legend or something.

Plus they’re making that opera, which I still hope someone will tell me is just a silly internet rumour and not a thing that is actually happening.

Not only will praying for you be the extent of their Christian charity, these prayers will also sound a lot like a group of super judgey people rubbing your nose in it and saying “I told you so”.

This is the best commercial ever.

That strip tease didn’t hurt either. He looks good in an undershirt.

Looks like she sewed it together with whatever furry creatures she could find in the forest.

They knit themselves in the bottom of your sweater drawer the moment you give birth. Whatever you do, don’t put them anywhere near a pair of Mom Jeans, or the two will breed like rabbits and your whole wardrobe will be overrun with saggy-ass slacks and blah cardigans.

That evil beard and mustache look is growing on me.

This is the face of a person who is poking someone in the back with a gun and telling them to “keep smiling, and don’t make any sudden movements”

Remember to let that Lays bag breathe a little after you open it, I’m sorry aerate.

Maybe a theme restaurant where the theme is Lame Middle-School Party.

It’s still pretty fucking rude I’d say, just for a different reason. I think unless you’re a doctor or attending a New and Expecting Mom convention or something you should probably not question someone on their various lumps and bulges. Sometimes it’s just a food/beer baby.

“are you sure you’re not pregnant with twins?”

That’s a good idea; even just to say a proper so long and good luck to her. The chaos of staff changes aside, she was a great person to work with and I will really miss her guidance and her sense of humour. Great bosses in retail are few and far between.

Our backroom is bursting with it; our store is small so we don’t have the room to start putting out on the floor yet, not with Halloween sales taking precedent, but once Halloween in over (literally the night of), out it will come. Customers complain about seasonal creep every year, but they don’t seem to realize that…

She’s moving out of the city, so if there were something available, it wouldn’t work out. I like where I live, I don’t want to leave the city. I’m updating my resume though, just in case.

My boss is resigning, so my place will need another store manager, which means new boss. I am really going to miss her; she is easily the best boss I have ever had, and we worked really well together. I am worried about who will replace her, because I won’t meet them until the day they start, and they are likely to be…

I can’t handle prepping actual pumpkins, so pumpkin filling is awesome. I should remember to look for a can of it the next time I’m out. Tis’ the season!

I do a sweeter crust with cheddar on the side (gotta have cheddar!). I should try putting a little in the crust instead of sugar. The last pie had a strusel top, which I could eat forever. Damn, I wish I’d made a pie today instead!