I will never not love small children hanging out with dogs.

Agreed. Better eat that dragon roll before the dragon eats you!

I am drinking scotch and crafting. It’s two of my favourite things in one night! Three if you add ‘not going out someplace’ to the list!

I baked a nice apple pie last week! First one of the season, with some nice local macs; so good! The best thing is, I found a place that sells some nice-looking Ontario Spys, so I’m going to make an even better apple pie tomorrow. Fruit pie all damn autumn long!

I would like my Bucket o’ Nubbins extra spicy please!

So if people who are still living can’t be on US currency, does this mean Ben Carson and Mike Huckabee want their loved ones dead before 2020? Yikes gentlemen.

Do they still make Cookie Crisp?? You can’t get it in Canada, the only place I’ve ever seen it is in the States, and it was awesome. Little cookies for breakfast is where it’s at; you just can’t get the same results with regular small cookies and milk, because they immediately turn into mush upon contact with milk.…

Could you imagine dying in winter storm Yolo? That would be pretty embarrassing.

The pointless indignation and hissy fits were what made it fun!

If you are really my friend, you won’t let someone attach furniture to my ceiling. Friends don’t let designers pull that shit in your home no matter how grand the vision is. I would feel uneasy sitting underneath any of that. So unsettling!

Like a futuristic prison for bits of meat, eggs, and olives :(

That sounds awful D:

Whenever I see a savory gelatin salad I thank my lucky stars that I was not born after their time. That fish one looks awful. Why the hell would anyone want to remind people that they are being served fish jello??

So many jeggings!

And I’m guess that if there is no dancing, there is probably no alcohol involved? UGH so boring, and no booze to take the edge off all the boring.

Wait, cutting the cake is against the law? So, is everybody just supposed to scoop out their piece with their hands? Or is the cake to remain intact forever or something? How do people get their slice of dessert in this situation?

People’s toes always look like they are making a desperate bid for freedom in open toe boots.

Fake peacock is still scraggly looking when damp though. Anyone living in a wet winter climate would look like a drowned muppet 24/7 in that thing.

That green purse is gorgeous! I would downsize my purse-crap for that purse. I would make a commitment to organize my shit and keep it!

And also the school for destroying the evidence, wtf?? Destroy evidence that the student in question has serious anger issues and a grudge, and then blame the victim for those anger issues because god forbid any blame touch the angry young man who brought a weapon to school with intent to harm!